THE NEW SNACK CRAZE THAT IS FISH HEADS



Did you hear of the new Fish Heads? They're more than just the new snack craze.. They are very easy to prepare.. Do your kids have pet fish? Do you know they come for cheap at the pet store..?  They start off so happy and cheerful in the morning, but by evening, they are floating in your soup.  The many ways to prepare fish heads are astouding.. Frozen fish heads for those who love fishcicles.. There are also chocolate covered fish heads.. and chicken flavored fish heads.

We asked kids and adults alike what they thought of the new snack craze known as fish heads. They word most commonly used was "YUM!".. "Such a snack could change the world." said Dr. Salmon.. one of the world's most popular snack craze experts.


We talked to some of the people who daily eat fish heads and asked them what's so popular about these fish heads. They replied that fish heads are more than just a snack.. They can also be used as key chains and neckalaces, and well even pets..  They are very cheap pets to keep.. They don't eat anything, they don't need to be walked much, and you can even take them to the movies without any extra cost. And they'll do anything you want to.. they don't talk back either.  They're also better than husbands.. said one woman. "Fish Heads are never seen drinking capachino in resturaunts with oriental woman."  If there are any complaints about fish heads is that fish heads are lazy.. but they sure are GOOD!!


So please don't delay, go outside, get in your car, drive to the store, and run to the fish isle and grab some fish heads, take them to the cash register, and well buy them.. Don't steal, because that's just wrong. Buy fish heads today!



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